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Smells Like Homeowner In This Bitch Candle

Smells Like Homeowner In This Bitch Candle

Regular price $13.99 USD
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Celebrate the joy of homeownership! Light up your life (and your new place) with the hilarious "Home Sweet Homeowner: Soy Candle for Proud Nest Builders." Ditch the generic new-build smells and fill your space with a captivating fragrance that captures the essence of making your house a home.

Made with 100% natural soy wax and an eco-friendly cotton wick, this candle burns clean and bright, just like your future as a homeowner. Choose from 6 amazing scents (listed below) to create your perfect cozy atmosphere, whether you're:

  • Finally unpacking those boxes
  • Relaxing after a successful lawn-mowing adventure
  • Celebrating a DIY project victory

Available in two sizes:

  • 9oz: Perfect for spacious dreams (and maybe even spacious houses!)
  • 4oz: Ideal for a personal touch on a desk or nightstand

Homeowner-safe burning: Complies with ASTM safety standards for peace of mind.

Unscented option available: Great for those intense furniture rearranging sessions where focus is key. (Power drill sold separately!)

Handmade in the USA with globally sourced parts: A unique masterpiece, just like your homeownership journey!

Order yours today and add a touch of humor and homeowner pride to your new space!

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