Smells Like Homeowner In This Bitch Candle
Smells Like Homeowner In This Bitch Candle
Celebrate the joy of homeownership! Light up your life (and your new place) with the hilarious "Home Sweet Homeowner: Soy Candle for Proud Nest Builders." Ditch the generic new-build smells and fill your space with a captivating fragrance that captures the essence of making your house a home.
Made with 100% natural soy wax and an eco-friendly cotton wick, this candle burns clean and bright, just like your future as a homeowner. Choose from 6 amazing scents (listed below) to create your perfect cozy atmosphere, whether you're:
- Finally unpacking those boxes
- Relaxing after a successful lawn-mowing adventure
- Celebrating a DIY project victory
Available in two sizes:
- 9oz: Perfect for spacious dreams (and maybe even spacious houses!)
- 4oz: Ideal for a personal touch on a desk or nightstand
Homeowner-safe burning: Complies with ASTM safety standards for peace of mind.
Unscented option available: Great for those intense furniture rearranging sessions where focus is key. (Power drill sold separately!)
Handmade in the USA with globally sourced parts: A unique masterpiece, just like your homeownership journey!
Order yours today and add a touch of humor and homeowner pride to your new space!